Monday, January 23, 2012

Food, Ladies!

Now on to another necessity in the new wasteland world, food. You need it to survive, and you will need to find it fast. Chances are, that when all the poo went down people stole/stocked up on all the food they could, possibly leaving little for those of us who survived. First things first, try houses before stores because people most likely flocked to them during the initial outbreak and were infected while stuffed shoulder to shoulder with a fat Armenian woman, trying to get the last box of Wheat Thins and were bitten. The places will be crawling with geeks (zombies).

Go for non-perishables like canned or dried food. If you know a paranoid/military enthusiast who may have MREs (Meal Ready to Eat) then grab that stuff up, it lasts forever. If you ever plan on settling into a permanent base further down the road, grab seeds. Vegetables like potatoes or squash would be best, they grow the easiest. Also, grab Twinkies, they will soon become, if they are not already, currency to buy supplies from the other (if any) survivors. True story.

Next week: Shelter: How not to die in your sleep!

11 comments:

Cory K. said...

What about meat? I would find some chickens and keep them for eggs. They would feed you and you could trade them.

littlelane said...

all this will be very usefull info when i need and having to read this will help anyone. what about your meat if you dont have that you are a goner

Courtney B. said...

I never would have thought about going to houses instead of the stores! Good information Brian.

Cody Schott said...

I love your Sh**.

Taylore said...

You have a very nice out look of life and society

Anonymous said...

What about cows for milk and food.

Shelby :) said...

I've never would have thought of houses instead of stores! Good idea! What about spam? You can fry that!

becca z(: said...

Gross dude. Spam is nasty yo!

Shelby :) said...

Becca it may be gross, but when you're surrounded by zombies it's better to have something right?

Christina said...

I seriously love your blog! it is so interesting to read!

Mrs. Rohla said...

Going into houses is probably way safer than a store, too, because you can recon easily before going in. Salt would also be useful for preserving meat.