Monday, January 16, 2012

Weapons

The first thing you'll need is a weapon. Now, I know what you're thinking, "But Brian, don't we need food or shelter first?" The answer is no, and you're stupid for thinking that. You need a weapom to defend yourself from the undead masses attempting to eat your organs, because if you don't food and shelter won't matter.


Melee weapons will do at first, as long as you avoid heavily populated areas. Bats, crowbars, hammers, and large wrenches will do nicely and can be found in most garages, making them readily available. Machetes are good too, you will need to know how to keep one in good condition, but it will be worth it in the end. Machetes shouldn't be too hard to find, especially in rural areas, and are good for splitting zombie skulls wide open. Chainsaws are a no-no. They'll attract unwanted attention with their noise, and they need gas, which as you will find becomes very hard to find.

Guns are a must have, small caliber rifles will do best for most, little kick back and plentiful ammo in homes and stores, but pistols should be left to those with the training to effectively use one. I'm not saying don't take a pistol if that's all you can find, I'm just saying there are better options. Shotguns should only be used as a last resort, they are loud and only effective at a closer range. Guns can be found fairly easily in rural homes, and in smaller gun outlets (Smaller stores make them a less obvious target for looters). Also, stockpiling now isn't a bad idea. Saves you the trouble of frantically searching for a weapon when the zombies hit.







For now, that ought to keep you alive. Next week: Food you can eat without dying!

10 comments:

Emily.I said...

Im gunna invest me in some weapons!! (:

Courtney B. said...

Well now I can survive for a day during a zombie invasion!!

littlelane said...

this info. will be very useful when or if this happens. i think that i could know a good while

Cory K. said...

If a zombie attack happens and I die, then I am coming after you Brian cause that means your tips didn't work. I'm trusting these tips will work.le

Shelby :) said...

haha! It's like Left 4 Dead in real life. I'm pretty sure if I can play that game...no zombies are gonna eat me, but the tips are helpful!

Anonymous said...

Although it is really a topic that is fun to day dream about because it probably will never happen, this should be interesting.

tupperm said...

I already have guns and everything else above so I think I will be fine but thank you fot the rest of the info.

Name no said...

Now, considering that I have no weapons at all (but my brother may buy me a handgun when he's not so financially lame), what would you say the ultimate best weapon you can have is? I'm speaking in terms of power, durability, and the fact that for those of us who aren't experts on this crisis, we'll know how to care for it and keep it in prime condition? Sort of.. the beginner's weapon. Otherwise, wonderful tips on avoiding a slow, painful death of being eaten alive. Looking forward to more tips.

Shelby W said...

I am very glad that you are going to help us all survive the zombie apocalypse with your very helpful blogs:)

Mrs. Rohla said...

Sound advice - being able to defend yourself will be very important.

Also, can you make your font a little bigger?