Vehicles. A necessary addition to your arsenal of survival. Sports cars are out my friends, they use too much gas and are not durable enough to withstand the force of dozens of once-human bodies smashing into them. You will need an SUV or other large potentially body crushing outfit for this new world you live in. Car dealerships should be a safe place to look, try used car lots first, better chances of Bambi bumpers on the trucks.
Only use stock model vehicles when the option for "redneck death machine" is unavailable. But fear not young man/woman! There is another way. Get whatever truck/SUV/Hummer you want, and weld metal sheeting onto it. It will slow it down, and reduce gas mileage but who cares? Gas is now free and as long as you can go more than 10 mph, you're safe. Do this and you're mobile, and ready to mow down zombies like those poor bystanders in GTA.
16 comments:
thats is all very true but what about the people that had raided the gas stations when this had all happened
This all just sounds way too complicated for a girl like me!
If there was a zombie attack, then I would go and get a new 2012 Camaro. Who cares when I'm hitting them going 120mph.
I would get the biggest pick up on the lot! :)
I definitely agree with Rhiannon!! The bigger the pick-up, the bigger the damage!! Great information.
Why would you say no to sports cars because of fuel mileage but then weld heavy metal on the exterior of an already heavy car
You put a lot of effort into your blog, but I don't think if a zombie was chasing me in my vehicle I would think about how much gas I was using. That would suck!
Now you need to do a blog on how to hotwire a car.
Im going to agree with taylor about the lack of efficiency of adding weight to a pickup. Unless your sportscar has a 454 in it, chances are you are going to get better fuel economy than a pickup. I like the bambie-bumper comment though.
Well let me put it a different way then. They are too low to the ground. Zombies would roll up onto the windshield when hit, and chances are the sports cars were the first thing to go when the looters hit.
Helicopter!
Bahahahah! YES! Bambi bumper!!!!
You guys are all going the wrong way with this. You need a creepy pedaphile looking van... no windows, minimum entry from zombies. Plus you can turn the inside into a "shaggin' waggin" or something kick-ass. Free lovin' for all survivors, lead farmin' for all victims. ;D
^^^agreed with te whole shaggon wagon thing..and dalto you would definatley run out of gas in a helicopte, and when you go to take off it takes too long. i say use a hot air balloon and take alot of propane. whose going to raid a propane shop before they die? get real guys.
Vehicles are a good thing to have! Just make sure that you wear your seat belt :)
Don't most gas pumps run on electricity? If the electricity goes out, no more free gas, right?
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