Wednesday, March 7, 2012

For the Horde!

Today you will learn how to deal with a horde, or large group, of the walking dead. God forbid this ever happens to you but, better safe than sorry.

First, run. Do not, I repeat, do not stop and try to fight. You will die. You need to run to an easily defensible position, high off the ground. The top of a building would be good, but only if they can't follow you. If you have the time, or a grenade, destroy staircases to make it an easily defensible spot.

Next, get yourself a polearm. A long bladed or stabbing weapon, they're easy to make with a stick, some duct tape and a knife or other sharp object. Now start stabbing. Get them in the head, eyes are preferable for they are easier to penetrate. Do this long enough and you should be fine. Now, if there is no way to get the high ground you run, and you never stop running until they lose your trail, it's your only chance.

10 comments:

Taylore said...

Hmmm id pick a roof of a house

Sager said...

I'd do the house too and kick down whatever I used to climb up there.

Denhoff said...

I would probably fight, I'm a go down swinging kind of guy.

Shelby :) said...

More than likely I'd freak out and let them eat me. I'm a chicken.

Christina said...

I would probably just end up dying...

littlelane said...

i'd live cause i would have already thought of this and have thought of a place to go

Unknown said...

The taller the building the better.

Mrs. Rohla said...

I've read varying reports - what are your opinions on zombies climbing stairs and opening doors? I'm sure they can't climb ladders, just break down stuff.

Reece said...

i'd probably stay and fight..

Hanzlik said...

Ya I'd probably stay and fight. or pretend like im a zombie..and then get married to one of them..if you can't beat them join them. it wouldn't be that bad if it wasn't for all the diseases :) and killing everybody.. and being scared. :)