Monday, March 12, 2012

Hazardous Waste

This blog will be about special zombies. I'm not talking about Spitters or Boomers, like in Left 4 Dead, I'm talking about zombies that will use deception to get you.

The first is a floater. It's just a bloated zombie, that is floating in the water. They will lie face down, giving the impression they are dead, and then BAM! You just got eated. So stab before you get too close, or shoot if you have lots of ammo.

The next is a runner. They are fresher zombies, and still retain most of their muscle mass, and are able to run, and climb in some cases. Shoot out their legs first, and then dispose of them.

Thats pretty much it, like I said, not gonna talk about video game zombies. Comment if you find others.

15 comments:

Cory K. said...

I would just be scared if some body builder, or one of those World's Strongest Man competetors turned into a zombie.

littlelane said...

yeah i would too cuase they have alot of muscle mass. but just dont go into the water unless you have to

Emily.I said...

These are actually kind of cool. The floater sounds neat.

Cody Schott said...

Zombies are Dank

angie w. said...

That would be so scary to come upon a zombie while you were swimming! I would probably scream!

Denhoff said...

I'd avoit water next to anybodies period haha and runners just make target practice a little more challenging.

Taylore said...

water plus zombies=bad idea nobody likes a floater

Sager said...

I agree with Rob. Why swim in water that has any bodies in it at all?

Shelby :) said...

I agree with Rob. :) Seriously, who would swim in water with bodies floating in it?

Anonymous said...

Thaks for the advice that you do not have the expertise to give. I will try to remember this when the apocalypse never happens.

Unknown said...

How does a floater not drown?

andrewjl said...

Zombies our fake just imaginary creatures that some guy thought of when he was drunk or really stoned. Stupid thats what they are.

Matt B. said...

I would just carry a barret 50 cal on me so i didn't have to worry about getting in there gas after i kill them from up close. So carrying a 50 cal would help me kill them from long distances and not worry about there gasses they release

Denhoff said...

Andrew... you called zombies stupid when you used "our" for "are"...duuurrrrrrr

Mrs. Rohla said...

I've never really liked the stories that have zombies with some kind of special intelligence. I have read a few where they can walk under water and then grab you, though, or climb into boats.