Monday, March 26, 2012

Stories From the Wall 2

Also, don't move at night if you can help it. You can't see.

Now, another story of a hero, a stupid hero, but a hero nonetheless.

Cletus was never a smart man, he flunked out of high school and had spent the last four years of his life working on a small sheep ranch. He had always been fascinated by zombies and wished that they could be real so he wouldn't be such a loser. When he heard that his dream had finally come true, he told his boss to sit n' spin, grabbed his gun and ran off.

He stole a tractor and had been rolling around his small rural town shooting zombies for a few days, when he saw a young man, no older than he, trapped by a large herd of zombies. Smart he was not, but if there was one thing to be said about Cleetus, is that he was compasionate. He drove his tractor right into that herd, giving the young man the chance to climb uo the front end of the tracotr and on to the roof of the building he had been pinned up against. This, as you might have guessed, was a stupid move. His tracotr being to slow to reverse out of the wall in time, was over run with zombies in a matter of seconds. They devoured that brave idiot before he could even scream.

This is for you Cletus! May you rest in peace!

16 comments:

Cory K. said...

Se if he would of had a camaro going 120 mph than it would of slowed him down.

angie w. said...

Sounds like he wasn't prepared enough for his dream to become reality.

littlelane said...

yeah well if he was smart he would have used a closed cab tractor. and tractors back up fast though

Sophisticat said...

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Taylore said...

Wow sounds like someone wasnt ready for this

tupperm said...

Must of used a John Deer but still should of had a cab on his tractor. Also a tractor can go as fast as you want it to.

Shelby W said...

Wouldn't the guy he was trying to rescue be eaten too?

becca z(: said...

That is really weird Brian. Honestly.

Anonymous said...

I hope you get a bad grade for just pasting a story from another website

Unknown said...

That was a strange story.

Dalton Dampier said...

Nice

Tiana Tingey said...

Oh wow Susan! That was one strange story!

andrewjl said...

Not a real Guy.....

Matt B. said...

Very good strategy. I wouldn't travel at night beacuase thats when zombies are hungry and out looking for food

Denhoff said...

Andrew, enjoy the story... atleast he was a dumb guy. It's all about natural selection people ;)

Mrs. Rohla said...

This story is confusing. Why is he a hero if they're both dead?