Stories From the Wall 2

Also, don't move at night if you can help it. You can't see.

Now, another story of a hero, a stupid hero, but a hero nonetheless.

Cletus was never a smart man, he flunked out of high school and had spent the last four years of his life working on a small sheep ranch. He had always been fascinated by zombies and wished that they could be real so he wouldn't be such a loser. When he heard that his dream had finally come true, he told his boss to sit n' spin, grabbed his gun and ran off.

He stole a tractor and had been rolling around his small rural town shooting zombies for a few days, when he saw a young man, no older than he, trapped by a large herd of zombies. Smart he was not, but if there was one thing to be said about Cleetus, is that he was compasionate. He drove his tractor right into that herd, giving the young man the chance to climb uo the front end of the tracotr and on to the roof of the building he had been pinned up against. This, as you might have guessed, was a stupid move. His tracotr being to slow to reverse out of the wall in time, was over run with zombies in a matter of seconds. They devoured that brave idiot before he could even scream.

This is for you Cletus! May you rest in peace!